Dearest Husband…

On Mother's Day, I woke up to... nothing. A tweenage kid who rolled out of bed with one eye open, and announced his charming first words of the day: "You know what's annoying?" And then there was the husband, who actually answered the tween by shoving his...

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Ticked Off

Friday night, 9 p.m.  The Husband is on realtor.com, attempting to buy ridiculous plots of real estate. Every few minutes he shouts, "Look! Eight acres of beautiful land! And the house on the property only needs a new roof, walls, electric, plumbing,...

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Ladies, Cherish Your Girlfriends

My first real friend was named Jacob. We were 3 years old, and although I did not know it at the time, I treated him like my husband. I called the shots, made him tell me I was pretty, and was never in the mood when he wanted to kiss me. This perfect...

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Here’s a little something about me…

I have expensive taste...

A family that supports me...

And questionable hairstyles.