The Mommy Roster

Moms.  Love us, hate us, judge all 85 million of us.  We are judging each other, and we are the harshest critics.  Welcome to the Mommy Jungle. Perfect Mommy – Her toddler’s last birthday party was Princess Kate themed, and promised a Skype session with The...

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One Hit Wonder

Recently, while explaining to my friend Taylor how she could swindle her husband into buying her new boobs, her kids decided to wrap themselves around me like an Hérve Léger bandage dress.  Within seconds, Taylor had launched herself across the room, yelling, "NO NO,...

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What a Pain

Every woman loves to tell the story of delivering her child into this world.  Not the joy of seeing that little alien face for the first time, but of the life-sucking, soul-crushing, mother-f*cking PAIN of the delivery.  We wear it like a badge.  When you have an...

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Here’s a little something about me…

I have expensive taste...

A family that supports me...

And questionable hairstyles.