Working Girl

I have always worked. At age 10, I talked the neighbor into letting me babysit her kids. At 14, I begged Blockbuster Video to hire me, despite the fact that I was child labor. A job meant money, and money meant freedom from my parents. I was born running,...

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In The Wrong

This morning I had to decide whether to have a handful of Cheetos or a handful of grapes for breakfast. The refrigerator was so empty that I almost considered cleaning it, and my grocery list was collecting as much dust as the fridge shelves. I knew that...

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Dear Younger Self

Hey Babe, listen up.  Be nice to your sister. She will become your best friend.  When Pilates becomes a thing, start doing it immediately. You will develop cellulite at age 13, and that sh*t is permanent. Put. That. Cigarette. Down.  Work at maintaining...

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Here’s a little something about me…

I have expensive taste...

A family that supports me...

And questionable hairstyles.