#ThrowbackThursday

"What's an answering machine?"  "So there was no iCloud and you had to store stuff on a floppy disk... that wasn't actually floppy?" "Wait, you were allowed to ride your bike to the store BY YOURSELF when you were my age?" Ah, yes, my son.  Life?  Was easy back THEN....

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No Kids, No Shoes, No Service

I am obsessed with Beachfront Bargain Hunt.  It is a show on HGTV, where idiots show up on St. Thomas and tell a realtor "We are ready to buy our beachfront dream house!  Our budget is $250,000!"  And the realtor proceeds to show them a broom closet 10 miles from the...

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Identity Crisis

"Hi, I'm Cheryl.  My husband is a podiatrist." I had just moved into my house and was trying to remove a stinkbug from the ceiling.  When Cheryl and her brownies knocked on my door, I was naked (the evil critter had fallen, and on the off-chance it was in my shirt, I...

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Here’s a little something about me…

I have expensive taste...

A family that supports me...

And questionable hairstyles.