
What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?
A model. I want to be a model. That was me at 6 years old, because I thought I could sit still and smile all day and get paid. Nevermind that you have to, you know, be tall (I never made it past 5’6”), and walk without looking like a drunk duck (I have a wonky knee...

How To 2020
Panic. No, only kidding! January starts full of hope, unless you live in Australia. Then your country is on fire and you can proceed to panic, but don't proceed to the United States. Over here, your panic doesn't need to start until March, when the country becomes one...
This is 40.
I am 40. I have gray hair. Wrinkles. Aches and pains. I can’t fully straighten the fingers on my right hand. I get indigestion. I am asleep by 9pm. My job is stressful. I drink too much wine. I don’t understand Tik Tok. I don’t like driving at night. I’ve been married...
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