Try It, You’ll Like It

There are many, many things in life that I do not enjoy, including but not limited to: temperatures below 65 (you will never catch me skiing, although rosy cheeks are a really good look for me, and I’ve always thought I would look cute in a rustic cabin with a...

Quiz: Are You A Cool Mom?

1.  Your child gets invited to a birthday party at a miniature golf course, where parent attendance is mandatory.  Do you: a) Stuff your pockets with cookies, put on your Sensible Mom Shoes, spread your arms, and wait for all the children to flock around you like the...

Tick-Tock

I?  Am old.  Yes, I realize I don’t yet need bifocals, and I still have a decent amount of bladder control. (Read: as much as one can have after shooting out a 10 pound baby and hearing your gyno say “Ooooh, sorry about that.”  Seriously, guy? ...

Party in the U.S.A.

Once (or twice, or even 5 times if you’re a fan of the Pull & Pray method) a year, you’re faced with the inevitable: your child’s birthday.  And as this is a celebration of that wonderful (terrifying) day your child came into this world (burst...

The Cool Mom Suggestion Box

The world is divided into 2 groups of people: those with children, and those without.  I’m not saying that one of these groups is better than the other**, but if you don’t have kids, be prepared for every woman at your wedding reception to wink obnoxiously...