Dear Future Daughter-In-Law

Dear Future Daughter-In-Law, As I write this, you’re probably riding your bike, bopping along in your hot pink Justice leggings and bedazzled tank.**  Of course, there is always the chance that my son could pull an Ashton, and land himself a Demi.  In which...

Try It, You’ll Like It

There are many, many things in life that I do not enjoy, including but not limited to: temperatures below 65 (you will never catch me skiing, although rosy cheeks are a really good look for me, and I’ve always thought I would look cute in a rustic cabin with a...

Quiz: Are You A Cool Mom?

1.  Your child gets invited to a birthday party at a miniature golf course, where parent attendance is mandatory.  Do you: a) Stuff your pockets with cookies, put on your Sensible Mom Shoes, spread your arms, and wait for all the children to flock around you like the...

Tick-Tock

I?  Am old.  Yes, I realize I don’t yet need bifocals, and I still have a decent amount of bladder control. (Read: as much as one can have after shooting out a 10 pound baby and hearing your gyno say “Ooooh, sorry about that.”  Seriously, guy? ...