I Wanna Grow Old With You

We got marrrrrrried! And in true narcissist form, I can’t stop posting photos of it. Here are my favorites – now you can feel like you were there with us from rehearsal to hangover.  Me, in my natural state. Tony is a lucky guy. (Coincidence that my son is...

The Poor House

Remember your first paycheck?  Mine was probably from a Mint Stand I hosted in my driveway circa 1987.  My parents could not afford lemonade, so I stole a bag of Lifesaver mints from the candy drawer and batted my eyelashes at the neighbors until they forked over a...

The Mommy Roster

Moms.  Love us, hate us, judge all 85 million of us.  We are judging each other, and we are the harshest critics.  Welcome to the Mommy Jungle. Perfect Mommy – Her toddler’s last birthday party was Princess Kate themed, and promised a Skype session with The...

Bringing Sexyback

I am 5 feet 6 inches, and weigh as much as a newborn giraffe.*  I wasn’t always this way.  There was my high school phase (when eating Taco Bell every day after school was my fourth meal), and my college phase (when eating Taco Bell every night at 2am, as God...

Diary of a Friday Night

7:01 am – Wake up bursting with fruit flavor for the weekend.  Ready to party like Shannen Doherty circa 1995! 5:22 pm – Wonder why no one has texted an invitation for drinks.  Restart phone. 6:30 pm – Pour wine.  Google At what age do you become a...