The Mommy Roster

Moms.  Love us, hate us, judge all 85 million of us.  We are judging each other, and we are the harshest critics.  Welcome to the Mommy Jungle. Perfect Mommy – Her toddler’s last birthday party was Princess Kate themed, and promised a Skype session with The...

Bringing Sexyback

I am 5 feet 6 inches, and weigh as much as a newborn giraffe.*  I wasn’t always this way.  There was my high school phase (when eating Taco Bell every day after school was my fourth meal), and my college phase (when eating Taco Bell every night at 2am, as God...

Diary of a Friday Night

7:01 am – Wake up bursting with fruit flavor for the weekend.  Ready to party like Shannen Doherty circa 1995! 5:22 pm – Wonder why no one has texted an invitation for drinks.  Restart phone. 6:30 pm – Pour wine.  Google At what age do you become a...

Quiz: Are You A Cool Mom?

1.  Your child gets invited to a birthday party at a miniature golf course, where parent attendance is mandatory.  Do you: a) Stuff your pockets with cookies, put on your Sensible Mom Shoes, spread your arms, and wait for all the children to flock around you like the...