by julie | Oct 26, 2017 | Party On, Relationships
We got marrrrrrried! And in true narcissist form, I can’t stop posting photos of it. Here are my favorites – now you can feel like you were there with us from rehearsal to hangover. Tony, in his natural state. And clearly I am a lucky girl. I am always...
by julie | Jul 6, 2017 | Party On, Relationships
Remember your first paycheck? Mine was probably from a Mint Stand I hosted in my driveway circa 1987. My parents could not afford lemonade, so I stole a bag of Lifesaver mints from the candy drawer and batted my eyelashes at the neighbors until they forked over a...
by julie | May 10, 2017 | Parenting Nightmares, Party On
Moms. Love us, hate us, judge all 85 million of us. We are judging each other, and we are the harshest critics. Welcome to the Mommy Jungle. Perfect Mommy – Her toddler’s last birthday party was Princess Kate themed, and promised a Skype session with The...
by julie | Aug 24, 2016 | Party On, Uncategorized
I am 5 feet 6 inches, and weigh as much as a newborn giraffe.* I wasn’t always this way. There was my high school phase (when eating Taco Bell every day after school was my fourth meal), and my college phase (when eating Taco Bell every night at 2am, as God...
by julie | Feb 3, 2013 | Party On, Uncategorized
7:01 am – Wake up bursting with fruit flavor for the weekend. Ready to party like Shannen Doherty circa 1995! 5:22 pm – Wonder why no one has texted an invitation for drinks. Restart phone. 6:30 pm – Pour wine. Google At what age do you become a...
by julie | Dec 2, 2012 | Parenting Nightmares, Party On, Uncategorized
Question: When you hear the words “It’s a Boy!,” do you a) Scream ‘Helllll yeahhhhh, we never have to pay for a wedding!’ or b) Smile, while your dreams of wearing matching tu-tus and glittery shirts that say ‘Queen’ and...
