The Naked War

Men love to be naked.  I can’t confirm how far back this concept dates, but I am willing to wager that Adam lifted up that fig leaf and gave Eve ‘The Helicopter’ ** on the regular.  If you were blessed with a baby boy, you know this starts at birth....

Marry Me

Picture it: A clueless 26 year old bride-slash-baby-mama. Her under eye circles didn’t need filler, and she was naturally radiant without a spray tan.    And now, because sh*t happens and nobody tells you how hard it is to ACTUALLY love someone ’til death...

Will You Accept This Rose?

Let’s be real here: I think the divorce rate is up to some crazy high percentage.  50%?  60%?  Basically, as you are walking down the aisle, half your guests are thinking “What’s the over/under on the longevity of this union?  And will there be...

How To Get Divorced

Remain graceful.  Expect people to murmur when you enter a room, their mouths stuck in tiny O’s of pity, their heads shaking ever so slightly.  They are all thinking the same thing:  Can you believe it?  They seemed so happy. And: Thank God it’s not me. Breathe....

First-Time-Mom Mistakes

As you all know, I had my baby at 25, while unmarried and living in a different zip code than my Baby Daddy.*  (And if you didn’t know?  Welcome to the party.  What took you so long?  Put an umbrella in your drink and make yourself comfortable!)  Therefore, I...