Me, in my natural state.
Tony is a lucky guy. (Coincidence that my son is making the exact same gesture in the background?)
Tony, in his natural state.
And clearly I am a lucky girl.
I am always yelling.
But really this jumper makes up for it.
Or maybe I’m always being bitchy.
Again, who cares because look how cute that jumper is!
Soon to become Fun Molly, after half a bottle of tequila.
My hair guy was sent from heaven.
I look like I might kill him in his sleep, but I love him so hard.
I basically had this face all night, but man – that dress was killer.
I required Xanax, Tequila, Wine, and 1 or 2 slaps across the face to calm me down.
Obsessed with my cupcake skirt.
This kind of serenity can only be achieved in my life via the previously mentioned recipe.
Fairly certain I was telling a dirty joke.
Me and a roadie of tequila. Molly & Stacey, ladies-in-waiting. Jack: Secret Service.
I told you I was always yelling.
I want to wear that cupcake skirt every day.
Heart Eyes Emoji
He loved me this minute, and then catapulted me down the aisle and dodged my kiss when we made it to Tony.
Just like Ellen’s Oscar selfie!
My brother officiated, and took a ceremony selfie. He also quoted Beyonce and Princess Bride.
No Caption Needed
Our entire lives, summed up in one photo.
MR. & MRS.
Because what’s more important than your first married selfie?
Lulu & Beakie Forever
I requested this pose because Tony’s phone is full of pics of me giving him the bird.
Neek On a Stick
My friend couldn’t attend the wedding, so I put her head on a stick.
A Bride and her Chicken Fingers
I was too excited to eat, but carried around a bowl of chicken fingers for an hour.
Fun Molly has arrived
That’s her, on the right, violating my ear.
Baby Got Back
My stepmom bum-rushed me into the bathroom to take this pic. I love it, shut up.
Nachos bel Grande, please
Because we lose our keys at least twice a day, we locked ourselves out of the house. So duh, we went to Taco Bell.
The Morning After
We only left the Hangover Hotel to get a sandwich at this cute place.